Fucked-up Pick-ups
I Have To PeeSee me Fuck up Pick-up lines!
Number= Pick-up line
FU= Fucked-up pick-up line
1. Am I dead, Angel? Cause this must be heaven!
FU: Am I dead, Angel? Cause I find you attractive enough to say that you come from a, what could be, fictitious place!
2. Excuse me, but I think I dropped something!!! MY JAW!!
FU: Excuse me, but I think I dropped something!!! My standards to the point where I would find someone like you attractive.
3. There’s a party in my pants and you’re invited!
F.U: There’s a party in my pants and I’m the only one that’s invited because my mommy said to stay away from harlots like you!
4. Hey...somebody farted. Let's get out of here.
F.U: Hey…somebody farted, but not really because I lied so that I can have reproductive mating with you.
5. What's your sign?
F.U: What’s your sign? I really don’t care, but I wanted to see if you said something that could be twisted into a euphemism for mating or virgins.
6. Can I have directions? (To where?) To your heart.
F.U: Can I have directions? (To where?) Oh, I wanted to see the Akron boat show, but I’ve lost my bloody direc- oh! Sorry forgot… I was supposed to say some cheesey pick-up line. No, I respect you too much to condescend in your presence.
7. Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.
F.U: Hello. “Cupid” called. I don’t know how this “Cupid” is, but is he your pimp?
8. Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Nope, it's just a sparkle.
F.U: Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Eww, it’s gross, it’s puss. I was going to say a cheesy pick-up line, but that is fuckin’ nasty!
All pick-up lines borrowed from websites.
Pick-up fuck-ups were made by, yours truly!
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STOP CHASING ME!!!!! D:<
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STOP CHASING ME!!!!! D:<
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STOP CHASING ME!!!!! D:<
1. At least 2 people in this world love you so much they would die for you.
2. At least 15 people in this world love you in some way.
3. The only reason anyone would ever hate you is because they want to be just like you.
4. A smile from you can bring happiness to anyone, even if they dont like you.
5. Every night, SOMEONE thinks about you before they go to sleep.
6. You mean the world to someone.
7. If not for you, someone may not be living.
8. You are special and unique.
9. Someone that you dont even know exists loves you.
10. When you make the biggest mistake ever, something good comes from it.
11. When you think the world has turned its back on you, take a look: you most likely turned your back on the world.
12. When you think you have no chance of getting what you want, you probably wont get it, but if you believe in yourself, probably, sooner or later, you will get it.
13. Always remember the compliments you received. Forget about the rude remarks.
14. Always tell someone how you feel about them; you will feel much better when they know.
15. If you have a great friend, take the time to let them know that they are great. Add this as a comment to ten of your friends tonight and at midnight your true love will find you. Something good will happen to you at 2:25 tomorrow. Get ready for the biggest shock of your life. Whoever breaks this chain letter will be cursed with 10 relationship problems for the next ten years tag ur it!!!!! send this to 15 ppl in the next 143 min. and then press F6 and your crushes name will appear in big letters!! it works.... but if you break the chain.. you will be cursed w/ relationship problem
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Im Ravanger! Plz check out me and my freinds series, " HTF Worlds Colide"! I SHALL KILL YOU IF YOU DO NOT!!!
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STOP CHASING ME!!!!! D:<
Send this to at least 15 people you like, including me if you care for me!
And if you get at least 10 back, you will recieve good news within 15 minutes!
~Let's see how many hearts you get! =]
All the best. Please continue sending you're own love to those you care for.
dear
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Im Ravanger! Plz check out me and my freinds series, " HTF Worlds Colide"! I SHALL KILL YOU IF YOU DO NOT!!!
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STOP CHASING ME!!!!! D:<
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STOP CHASING ME!!!!! D:<
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please unban me I did nothing wrong I was just mad that this person (not naming) made fun of my friends fantastic art he worked on so well and I could not take it please unban me, I swear I'll never do it again.
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please unban me I did nothing wrong I was just mad that this person (not naming) made fun of my friends fantastic art he worked on so well and I could not take it please unban me, I swear I'll never do it again.
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